Sorely in need of a laugh, as Beauty is not much better despite some treatment for her arthritis, I found this here, and decided to try this stimulating and productive diversion. Thanks Amy!
Go to Google.
Type, "(Your name) needs".
Yes, in quotes, so it looks like this "Marla needs". But with your name, not mine, unless you really want to look through the eight pages I did.
Post your top five favourites (Feel free to hijack my comments for this if you don't want to sully your own blog).
Of course, I couldn't stop at five. Or seven. But, eventually, I had to stop when I was told to, in big capital letters. Seriously.
Here's what came up:
"Marla needs to find a guy who will be excited about seeing her."
"Marla needs a home!"
"... Marla has been adopted or is otherwise no longer available for adoption." (actually, yes, I was, about 36 years ago!)
"... She also likes to sleep on a big soft dog bed, which she shares with the other dog. Unfortunately, Marla needs training not to jump on people." (Not saying anything.)
"Marla needs an intensive intervention of phonics and English vocabulary that goes beyond basic words. She would benefit from formal intensive tutoring"
"Marla needs a way to keep careful track of her work, and to learn how to focus on one piece, taking it from the prewriting to final-draft stage."
"Marla needs 3 hours."
"Marla Needs to be here."
"I know I’m only good for a few minutes, but I don’t know how long Marla needs so, with her legs hooked over my arms, I stimulate her **** with my thumb..." (Edited, because ...ick... and um, thumb?)
"Marla needs to know who is sabotaging the gala event."
"Marla needs people around her to get her memory back."
"Marla needs snacks for all of the students going on the field trip. She bought 9 boxes of granola bars containing a total of 88 bars."
"Marla needs to stop. She's been drinking too much this summer."
"Marla needs to learn tolerance of others by the end of this session."
"Marla needs some air.
"Marla needs to stay where she is at."
"Maybe Marla needs to lose the sweater then."
"Too bad your career demands and Marla's needs didn't always coincide."
"Marla needs a make-over?"
"Marla needs a protector and a strong hand."
"Marla needs to do is come up with some interesting
ways to use Jagermeister in our every day cooking."
"Marla needs imformation on the planet Neptune." (sic)""
"Marla needs it bad."
"Marla needs a lot of assistance during her exhausing schedule of daily projects."
"Marla needs to find out about him from eavesdropping and snooping."
"If there is such a thing as a "saint", Marla needs no canonization. Her love anddedication already assured her status. Let no one ever forget her, ..."
"MARLA needs to stop."