On the Reverse:
We beseech Thee, O Blogosphere, to grant us the pardon of our Blog Fatigue by the intercession of Saint Boo Boo, Patron Saint of Posting the Cat, who is always pleasing in Thy sight by his eminent verbosity and by the profession of false knowledge and pithy quotes. Amen.
Illustrious jackass and flea-bearer, Saint Boo Boo, behold me prostrate before the throne whereupon it has pleased the Most Holy Hello Josephine to place thee. Full of confidence in thy protection, I entreat thee to intercede for me with the Blogosphere, from the heights of inspiration deign to cast a glance upon thy humble client! Blinker of green eyes and terror of dogs everywhere, sustain me in traffic, fortify me in perseverance and time stolen to write, protect me from the memes and trolls surrounding me, obtain for me the comments necessary to me, and in particular (Here specify your petition). Above all, assist me at the hour of my posting. Saint Boo Boo, powerful with the Blogosphere, pray for us. Amen.
O Blogosphere, O Good Family, O Most Holy Hello Josephine, we thank Thee for the graces Thou didst bestow upon the exhausted Blogger and tired websites, and upon Thy Gift of Boo Boo, through whose intercession we implore Thy Mercy. Amen.
Maybe embellished with some rhinestones and glitter? I think I've got something here! That perfect gift for the blogger friend of yours who deserves a token of your affection! What do you think? Is there a market for this?
Hmmm...a limited edition folk art collection. This could happen.
Seriously...I have the prototype ready to go. I could do this.
Okay, so some of you know what you're getting for Christmas.
Um...seriously...I could do this. If you'd really like one, do contact me at hellomarlagood at hotmail dot com.